I will start from the present today, and work backwards.
This is currently soaking in my sink:
Spring greens, radishes, onions, spinach..... Aah, joy.
All those delicious and nutritious leafy delectables came from my mom's amazing garden, in what I refer to as "Doggie Shang-Ri-La" See below:
I was surprised beyond belief to find out that even the little town of Gloucester has a store that carries Daiya cheese and Tofurky sausage! The store is called Country Corner of all things! Go, go Gloucester, ahoy!!!
And now for a bit of hilarity at what not to do in the self check out line at Kroger:
Do not drop the glass bottle of Braggs Raw, Unfiltered Apple Cider Vinegar on the cement floor of the self-check out line. You will loose your self-check outline privileges and be escorted to an aisle where someone will finish ringing you up.
Sorry Kroger employees! Thanks for being nice. :-)